Wednesday, September 5, 2007

I wrote Ekaterinochka a "Dear Ekaterinochka" Letter. Here Are Two Letters To Me and An Impressive Part Of A Profile




This letter is from the lady on the left.



Very welcome my new friend !!!!
I am glad to see your letter in my mail box!
I would like to see your mails in my box very often. It is really
pleasure when someone interesting in you and can make your days more
interesting and bright!
To me it will be very pleasant, if
you will send me photos in each your letter,it very much will facilitate our acquaintance.
I do not know what to write to you in my first letter because I never wrote letters and did not
get acquainted on the Internet before. But I think, will be correct if I shall start to speak
about me from the very beginning because I was the first who has written the first letter.
I live in Ukraine, I was born and live in not big town Lutugino. Do you
hear about this town? It is not a big city where live good and sympathetic persons.
In our town everybody knows each other very well. Tell me about your country! Your city!I wish to tell to you, that
I the optimist at heart and it - often help me with my life.
Anyway, I hope, that you just as I, we have interest in our dialogue, and
I shall wait your answer.
I am a hairdresser. I like my job very
much. I studied at college. I behave to my job as a creation try to find to every client an
approach and special way to every person. I make different hair-cutting and appearances.
As to my character I am a romantic and sensitive girl with thin verges
of the soul. I listen romantic and tender music, and rest poems...
"We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly
embracing each other....."
What kind of music do you like? Do you like romantic?
I love life!!!!!!!!!!!!And I want to be happy with my future
husband!!! I am looking for serious relationship and honest man. I
want to me my knight and make him happy. What do you wait from
relationships? And what do you want from your future wife? And
married life? Do you want children and if you have children tell me
about them, it is very interesting for me, be honest with me please,
do not hurt me, I hope you are serious man or if you want be just
friends, tell me I must know!!!
Dear maybe I asked many questions I want know about your life and your
interesting, is it ok?
You ask me too what do you want and I will try to answer to
you with big desire!!
So, I am waiting for your answer and I hope we will be together and
happy!!!!!!!!!!
Valya.

This below letter is from the lady on the right.



hello Richie,I'm rather glad that we met.
I think you is rather interesting person,and you know we have a lot of similar qualities.
so some info about me,I live in western Ukraine. my town is rater big,and it's wonderful. It always reminds me a big park with a lots of flowers. It's very old,so there are a lot of places of interest.
And, now I'm going to tell you a little about me. I'm rather young,so i have never been married I have no children.
but now I decide to find a man, who I can share my love with. I'm very honest and kind person. as for another people,I hate lies. I like such feeling,when you can trust person who do you love...now I live along, in a rent flat.my family lieves in another sity, but we all love each other,and always help.
so,I'm a student of the pedagogical university,I learn Japanies there.
also my hobby till the childhood was English. I've been learning it
for 10 years. now I speak and write rather fluently. I'd like to know
more languages,because it'll help me to communicate with people of
different nationalities. also I'd like to read English and American literature,such as Bible,Paulo Coelho-"11 minutes", Richard Bach- "Seagulls" and many others.
but also I'm working as a secretary, in a little company...
what about my appearance, I'm rather tall girl(nearly 168 sm)with long white hair. my body is slim and beautiful. you know,I'm a sportswomen.
I've been playing tennis for 7 years. what about you,do you like sport?
but,in the same time I'm very romantic girl who likes poems and classical music. I can say that reading is my hobby. sometimes it's the best way to relax after the hard day. also I like to spend evenings in front of the fireplace,hope that in some period of time I won't do it alone...
I'm very romantic and sensitive person. I appreciate such qualities as
honesty. I hate lies, and everything what is connected with it.
I like dreaming... sometimes, during the lonely evenings I imagine my
feature life,family,and a wonderful man near me. I've always been
dreaming about leaving abroad. I like foreign culture, and foreign
men. our men all are rude and impolite, and they are not interested in inside world
of a girl... but I need a man who will appreciate not only my
appearance. I'm very communicative person,a good listener, and I'd like
to have a husband who'll be not only my lover, but and my friend, who
will support me in every life situation... I think your are one of
them!
please write me about yourself, and your hobbies.
If you have questions, I'll answer them all!
I'll wait for your answer!
sincerely yours Nastya
I'm waiting for your letter
Sexual Preferences:


And this is an excerpt from the the lady on the top's profile, 28 year old Tatyana. YIKES!!!
Heterosexual experience: Yes, we lived together
Homosexual experience: No
How often do you want to have sex?: A few times a week
Breast size: Big
What excites: Lingerie, Clothes
Sex preferences: Kisses, Massage, Blow-job, Cunnilingus, Vaginal sex, Anal sex, passive, Photo and video, Watching a porno together, Sex-toys


I am awash in troubling thoughts. I need to update you, my dear reader on my status here after 4 weeks. Suffice to say that I went to the peaceful, beautifully tree lined, bucolic, pastoral zoo yesterday with Irish Joe and his wonderful wife for some peace and quiet. In spite of all these beautiful women assailing me, Joe and Rachel are the best part of this trip, the most enjoyable, memorable trip I've ever made.
I truly need more time to sort out these ladies. Before The zoo trip with the help of expat Jamie, I placed an an ad in some newspapers that will run in 8 cities. The one here, I think is in English and Russian.
The ad read: "I am a visiting writer/comedian/actor looking for actresses/models to join me in LA with a 90 day fiance visa. I will assist with auditions/acting classes. After two years you will have a permanent visa. email me at (my email address)

Jamie, who I have grown to like a lot suggested I term myself an executive producer" but I decided not to. I am swamped with requests from women, I think from my earlier profile.
Jamie a worldly wise ex pat from Iowa tells me that the majority of ladies are simply out for money and not marriage. If this is true I will get MORE MONEY!!!
For the first time here, I consumed many vodkas and tonics last night.
One last bit of info; I am seriously considering going to where the beyond belief gorgeous "working girls" work to convince one to give up that life and marry me. This would be one who speaks good English, passes a physical and of course, takes a shower and .
(Did I just write that?)
Too much writing on this post. More later.

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